Fappy Holidays w/ John McKeever

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Here's a recent Patreon ep we did with our dear friend, John McKeever. We discussed multiple day loads, solo trips to Atlanta and more tales of Tommy Pope's bird.

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0:00.0	All right, we're back with Dad Meet.
0:01.6	I'm just griping about OnlyFans, man.
0:04.0	There's a lady I'm trying to sign up for, but I keep getting a Google error message, so I desperately want to jack off to this.
0:11.1	You're screaming at your computer, please, dude.
0:13.5	I feel like a caged gorilla right now.
0:16.0	Man, that's tough.
0:16.9	Yeah, man, I'll figure it out.
0:18.4	Is there anything worse than carrying around like a multiple day load?
0:25.6	I never do it, man. I'll figure it out. Is there anything worse than carrying around like a multiple day load? I never do it, baby. I got on at some point. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, I get real froggy. Dude, I I I I thought I coming home, taking the Uber home from the airport from Chicago, I felt like I swear to God, I felt like I was sitting on like a spiked mace and I was 45 minutes I was just talking to a South Korean guy just thinking like dude I might when I walk in the front door I want to eat your pussy so bad my penis and balls are gonna pop like a water balloon
0:48.9	dude yes I guys have doing before yeah I feel like I, by day three of not nutting, I'm definitely a little ornery.
0:59.5	Yeah, like my vision goes red and the shadows start to creep in from the corners and all.
1:03.8	I can just hear my heartbeat super loud.
1:05.8	It's crazy.
1:06.6	It's probably because I still have little kids that I don't have the time.
1:11.8	I mean, I can go like five, six days.
1:13.7	Yeah, same.
1:14.2	Like frequently.
1:14.7	That can stick around forever.
1:16.9	Yeah, but like before it was like, before kids, it was like, if it was,
1:20.5	after like three days, I was like somebody's, somebody has to die.
1:23.9	Crank it twice a day.
1:25.1	Yeah, I know.
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