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Dad Meat

Long Winter for the Haters

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9856 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Happy new year, bubs! We're back to discuss the arrival of On Percs, slapboxing your wife in Mexico and new year's resolutions.

Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Subscribe to Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly

Buy Mike's new book at OnPercs.com

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Happy New Year, Pussies, welcome back. We're back, bitch. Happy New Year,ussies. Welcome back.

0:39.6

We're back, bitch. Happy New Year, everyone.

0:41.4

Mike. It's good to see you, buddy.

0:43.0

Congratulations.

0:43.7

Oh, thanks, buddy. Look at haircut and them shoes. Congratulations to you, too, friend.

0:46.9

Who, me? No, I just had a week to take care of myself and get a couple naps in.

0:50.7

That's what you're seeing. The haircut and shoes are are nothing this is just me having a couple of breaks i mentioned to tim that he and del colo should do eye porn what would that look like

0:59.4

like getting comb in them or no you guys could you think you think i won't come in these things

1:03.6

dude not yet they barely work as is let's start with athicum and see how far we can get with that

1:08.7

but i really think the money is into making black eyes come in your eyes. I can't imagine there's any money in that. Plus, you're

1:15.9

getting fucking Timberland bootprints on the side of your head all the time. People pay extra

1:19.7

for that. You won't pay to see a five-up with a Timberlin fucking imprint on it. Not mine.

1:25.3

Beautiful baby blues. No, sir, dude. I'm not a fucking soccer ball for black guys.

1:30.9

Brother, you're about to be gay lay.

1:34.0

Damn.

1:34.5

R to a legend, yeah, for real.

1:37.2

Wow, man.

1:37.9

How's it feel?

1:38.7

How did it feel?

1:40.1

So you get a big cardboard box dropped on your front porch.

1:44.0

A relief.

1:44.7

You crack it open.

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