Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at http://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting. Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering. Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City. Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird. Your Mom’s House Ep. 805 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy 00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits 00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence 00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted 00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults 00:42:43 - Tony Johns 00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security 00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:00 - Spring Jackets 00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger 01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby 01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary 01:09:50 - Tour Dates 01:10:44 - Glove Actually 01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:00.8	It's Tom Segura.
0:02.0	Tickets for my fall dates of the Come Together tour
0:05.5	are on sale right now.
0:07.4	You can get them, no code words,
0:09.5	no special signs, no handshakes.
0:12.8	Just go to tomscarra.com slash tour
0:15.3	and pick up those tickets.
0:16.6	I will see you there this fall.
0:17.9	A whole bunch of cities have been added.
0:19.7	Thank you, I love you, and I will see you there this fall. A whole bunch of cities have been added. Thank you. I love you. And I will see you there.
0:24.1	Welcome.
0:25.7	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:33.9	Good talk.
0:34.9	Welcome.
0:37.6	That burp you laid. Did they get to hear that before we started rolling even?
0:41.2	I don't know.
0:41.9	That was mighty, mighty.
0:43.1	Oh, Neanna just nodded.
0:44.3	Oh, cool.
0:44.8	You guys get to hear what I hear all the time.
0:47.8	Yeah.
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