Holy freaking Christmas guys, hi, have you missed my annoying voice?

Um, happy holidays, we are balls deep in the holiday season, I hope everyone is having

an ice time, it's what, like four days from fucking Christmas, I don't even know what

day it is, how many gifts have I bought for other people, like two and a half, everything

else I'm like, I fucking need that, anyway, um, I have so much to catch a rob on, and if

you have been on the gram, um, you, I hate when people say that, I'm so sorry, let's not

say that.

If you have been on Instagram and seen a couple life updates, I am a sea on say, which

is also so corny to say, um, but yeah, try and I got engaged in mother fucking cargo, and

now we are planning a shotgun without me being pregnant, no, I'm not pregnant, a shotgun

wedding, not really shotgun, I just want to do it quick because we want to just move on

with our lives, right?

Um, I have, so anyway, hi, my brain is going a million miles an hour, I'm going to preface

preface whatever this episode with the fact of, I have very, I think different ideas about

weddings and all of that shinandong than most people, so I don't want anyone to be offended,

okay?

I just, I just want to say that, like for example, anything that says wifey on it really

makes me cringe, it makes my toes curl, like I just, I don't like it.

There's so many things about weddings that I find extremely cheesy and corny, and I'm

just going to say this first, do we not, like, why do we think that I get their tradition,

I get their religion, take that out of it, but every single wedding is the same as in

you get ready at 4 a.m. in the morning, then you walk down the aisle, then you do pictures

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