Don't Be A Dick with Gretchen Clark

well, it takes gretchen 28 minutes before she even begins to talk about imposter syndrome, but .... enjoy!!! happy holidays!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/ Patreon- https://patreon.com/gbclark?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2023

shes baaaaaack!!!!! with a wild rant about confidence and why being unconfident (?) can be a little self centered. take what you love, leave what you don't! xoxo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2023

legit, Happy Holidays!!! Gretchen goes into all details on her recent engagement (!!!) and wedding planning! *trigger warning: at the end of the episode she does touch on suicide re: the recent passing of Stephen "tWitch" Boss. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2022

Gretch gets a lil heated about why you DO NOT have to buy ANYONE a gift for the holidays, especially people you don't like. Happy Holidays!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 9 November 2022

Gretchen is back with some quick, transparent thoughts about doing shit you don't want to do, why ugly phases build confidence and that she is considering being a professional UFO chaser. Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2022

gretch goes over why being tipsy > drunk any day of the week and why canceling (non toxic) hustle culture ain't it! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2022

she's baaaaack!! after a few weeks, g is back on the mic! she talks all things friendship breakups and her experience with them, thoughts on them, and why YOU should go through a friendship breakup if you're surrounded by a bunch of ding dongs. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2022

After many requests - G has her boyfriend Troy on the podcast and she pretty much just ... heckles him with questions from her people. He talks about their relationship, gives his insights into the dating world, and how him and G are like water flowing down a sink......Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2022

G does in depth about her and her lover boys relationship, why it works and how fuggin corny they are. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 11 August 2022

A popular topic requested by her people, Gretchen dives into her thoughts on how to be a good friend when your friends have babies. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2022

Gretch pops a muscle relaxer and talks in a circle. We're chatting a bit about being in debt, having sex before you're married and winning by just being consistent. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2022

It's summertime baby and that (can) mean you are feeling insecure being half naked in front of a group of people ... aka v normal and common. Gretch talks about not sugar coating how you're feeling, sending nudes to your best friends, and how what you think is what you look like. Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2022

Gretchen brings a very popular question that’s asked to the podcast; “how did you grow your IG so fast?”. She talks building a brand based on trust, authenticity and how credibility is the best financial security. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2022

Gretch gives her top sales tips from her 5 year career in staffing/recruiting with a little tough love and a few F bombs thrown in! Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2022

After Moose's surgery, G realizes she's been blacked out in fear for the last 24 hours. She talks anxiety, the importance of an anxiety circle, and why anxiety fuggin sucks. Happy Holidays to everyone!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2022

G is a little off her game this week so this short & sweet episode might seem a little pointless. BUT, she does give a *hot tip* about a YGG folder, why it's important to take control of your income rather than live in fear, and promises a double episode week in the near future. Happy Holidays!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2022

She's NEGATIVE but POSITIVE if ya know what we mean!!! Talking all things social media, following a passion, following a dream or idea, and how she stopped working a job she hated. This episode is for people who are sitting on a goldmine (aka, themselves) and need a lil kick in the butt to get out of their own fuggin way. Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2022

Welp, after dodging it for over 2 years, covid finally hit her and she is here to attest that what they call "covid brain" is a real thing. First episode in 2 weeks so a lot to catch up on including her London recap and why she has a fear of slowing down. We want to put a trigger warning on this episode as well, because Gretch goes a bit into her thoughts on the recent school shooting in Ulvade, Texas. After extensive research into organizations to help the victims, this is where Gretchen chose to donate. If you feel led to do the same: https://gofund.me/bda1a77dInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2022

Quick episode where G dives into her 400+ listener emails and finds a common trend: how to get out of a slump, how to stay positive, and how to not feel sad. The answer: be the opposite of a dick as often as possible. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2022

In this episode Gretchen tells the story of a girl who stole thousands of dollars from her but more importantly shares her thoughts on body image, insecurities and why it’s important to give people physical compliments. It’s another “talk in a circle and kinda land the plane” sorta convo. Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2022

Gretch dives into the theory of False Negative Beleifs, how they affected her life and how she’s tried to overcome them. She also touches on new friendships, how “jUst wAiT” comments are rude AF, and of course mentions butt plugs more than once :) Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2022

Hi from the new house!!! Majority of this episode is about STAYING ALIVE; the recently most requested topic to discuss. How women can stay alive and when it's ok to BE A DICK (a LOUD dick). Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2022

It’s moving week!!! (finally). G talks about chopping Michael Vicks penis off, why Hollywood is fake, why she feels like she’s not doing enough, how you shouldn’t have one question in your brain about marrying someone, and how to watch your language. And speaks like this, in a run on sentence. Next episode in the new house! Happy holidays fam!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2022

Gretch does a quick lil episode to update everyone on the move to the new house and shares her mindset on how to, literally, get out of a funk by not giving a fuck and tying your actions to your WHY. Oh also, you can text her now :) 470-632-0136 and yes .. it's really her LOL. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2022

It's Sunday Secrets turned podcast time!!! With the fear of being disabled (again...) Gretchen takes her followers' secrets and shares them with the class. From electric shock therapy in your butthole to someone's mother in law sending them a picture of them using a dildo. Shit gets weird, like always :)Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2022

Here’s a quick heads up that this episode is CHOPPY and all over the place :) Apologies in advance. Gretchen gets into the hot topic of toxic friendships and her take on it all. Also - don’t get armpit Botox xo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2022

Description: After a week off to get her house ready for the wild real estate market, she’s stressed, stuffed up and selling her house! What a time to be alive. In this episode, Gretchen chats what it’s like to put your house on the market and gets into some of her favorite topics: dumping people you don’t like & doing whatever you want to do with your life. Happy Holidays! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2022

Hola from Cabo! Gretchen pops in from a pool break to quickly chat MLM's while celebrating men going to prison for sending dick pics. Oh! And, our first discount code for the podcast:  Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code GBCLARK at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2022

This episode is a roller coaster of emotions for Gretchen as she goes from talking about a dick the size of a light switch, to advice when you have a toxic relationship with your mom, to a man who needs closure from a woman he cheated on his wife with. Happy Holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2022

Gretchen reads & responds to some emails from her followers asking for advice on dating, whether they should dump their boyfriends or not, and reminds everyone that the most important person in the universe is yourself. Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2022

the title of this podcast was inspired by g's FIRST 1 star review!!! Happy Holidays! In this episode Gretchen describes the roller coaster of a week she had as her IG, backup IG and entire facebook were disabled... but now they're back!!! She touches on the importance of a close friendship circle to lift you up, focusing only on what you can control, and the freeing feeling that the universe knows exactly what it's doing. xoInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2022

welp, it happened again. Gretchen explains how IG has a micropenis and needs to protect it at all costs!!! And she's drunk and in a terrible mood so, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! new IG: @gbclark_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2022

Gretchen talks about fat rolls, micropenises and how women are sexier than men even with cellulite and two different boobs. Happy New Year! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2022

Happy New Year's Eve week! On this episode, Gretchen shares her thoughts on taking advantage of this week between the holidays, how she creates goals and vision boards, and wonders why she doesn't know anyone who's been in a viagra commercial. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2021

In this episode, Gretchen reminds you to check your credit card statements, deep dives into some listener questions and finishes with a blow job tip just in time for Christmas. All around 10/10. Happy holidays! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2021

In this episode, Gretchen chats (in a circle) about all things money, self-discipline, and removing tramp stamps. She gets into a few listener questions about goal setting, career changes, getting out of debt and ends with why it's important for us to burn every shirt that says "gIrL bOsS" on it. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2021

In this episode Gretchen gets into some emails from her listeners. She spends some time thanking her audience for the extremely high level of support, shares a story about (someone else) pooping in the backseat of their car and takes her stand on why men should always pay for the first date. 5 stars all around. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2021

Well, it happened. She started a podcast. This episode is, well, um… interesting. Gretchen’s first stab at using a mic and pretending she has any clue what she’s doing. Definitely 5 star worthy if you ask us. Enjoy the nonsense. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gbclark/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/980677579011644/?ref=shareWebsite: https://www.gbclark.co/

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2021

Living by the motto "Don't Be A Dick", Gretchen Clark is here to get real with you. From a ski mountain in Vermont to the big city of Atlanta, Gretchen has been through some weird shit in her life. After years of grinding it out in Corporate America, she quit her cushy sales job 6 months after starting her career as an Instagram iNflUenCeR. What she once thought was a fake job, turned into a (very public) outlet for her to show that world that being honest and real is actually ... cool and "in". On this podcast, Gretchen will discuss topics from the freedom of not giving a fuck, how to build a successful brand online, to how to love yourself the most in your life. Each episode will also include Gretchen giving advice on some of the hundreds of questions submitted each week from her incredibly loyal followers ... most likely after a few tequila sodas. Unbutton your pants and get ready to get weird.Follow her on Instagram here! Check out her Facebook Group! Website

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2021