Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:13:18 My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22 Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06 God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05 Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03 Black Man Drives Home From Work And A White Woman Feels Threatened […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, January 21st, 2025.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today, Florida man sticks his dick and a horse's nostril,
0:09.1	sucking on chicken noodle soup drops, snowman spirit guides,
0:13.1	and demonstrating a homemade sex toy in front of the entire classroom.
0:17.2	All this, what's your voicemails today?
0:22.2	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in 911 emergency phone calls.
0:31.1	This isn't there with an emergency.
0:32.5	Y'all need an officer at my house at 435th, San Juan Avenue.
0:36.6	Kendall, what's going on?
0:39.9	My son is disrespectful.
0:42.0	He stole my car on Sunday.
0:43.8	He was the officer of car being told him. My car was stolen.
0:44.9	He's not coming home to school.
0:46.1	He's just not getting in it.
0:47.4	He's going to do volunteer work at the band and girl club.
0:49.9	I'm worried sick to death.
0:51.2	He's disrespectful old motherfucker. I need an officer out here before I be committing to 187, because I'm about to kill this little bitch.
0:58.8	Ma'am, how was your son?
1:00.2	He's 15.
1:01.6	Right?
1:02.2	And if I don't get it, I'm going to kill this motherfucker with this hammer.
1:05.6	And I swear to God, if you don't send him a motherfucker out here, I'm a bitch.
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