Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:21 A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials 06:35:13 1-900-Schadenfreude 08:15:17 Make Your Fantasies Come True 11:16:11 1-900 Gay Phone Fun 12:56:04 Another Extremely Annoying Vegan 17:43:12 Alpha Male Cashmaster 21:18:03 A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats 24:13:21 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:55:19 Penis Exploding Circumcision 32:38:14 […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, January 17th, 2025, coming up on the program today, paying $2.99 a minute to listen to girls get abducted and brutally murdered. |
| 0:09.6 | Plus, being complimented on your big gaping asshole, committing arson with talky corn chips, and a botched circumcision leads to a penis exploding. |
| 0:18.7 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.0 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.6 | proudly presents |
| 0:26.5 | great moments |
| 0:28.0 | in spoken word poetry. |
| 0:31.2 | I will not shit in your |
| 0:32.8 | mouth even if I do get |
| 0:34.7 | to know you. I just want to |
| 0:36.9 | smell the gas pass from your ass. |
| 0:39.9 | Ooh, he said as I picked the dried come off of the bedpost. |
| 0:44.5 | He was like twirling that tool of his like it was some fire extinguisher. |
| 0:49.5 | And then he took that tool and he put it up the wrong, Ellie, |
| 0:53.3 | and took it out all brown and steamy and shiny. |
| 0:57.0 | Ooh, it was all brown, ooh, ooh, take it inside of me and he put it in the right hole. |
| 1:03.0 | Ooh, you call that passion? You call that romance? |
| 1:08.0 | You don't know what it's like for a woman to get cystitis. You don't know what it's like for a woman to get cystitis. |
| 1:12.7 | You don't know what it's like. |
| 1:14.5 | I mean, I want it in the right hole, honey. |
| 1:17.5 | Oh, give it to me in that right hole. |
| 1:20.5 | That right alley, that right tunnel of love. |
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