Hello, hello, everybody, welcome back to another episode of Fluently Fixed, where we fix

your life. No caveats. It's going to be 100% totally fixed. So let's get on into the questions

that you guys have submitted. The first one that I wanted to start off with, somebody said,

I need your help on how to fix excessive armpit sweating. I can't wear the color gray

anymore. You asked the right person. I feel like you know you asked the right person, which is why

you put this in. I'm sweaty. I'm sweaty. I think it's because I'm anxious. I've tried everything.

Literally everything. This is the one thing that works for me. It's not a perfect

solution, but it works. I use something called certain dry, and the dry is spelled D-R-I. It's a roll-on,

which for stimulation reasons, I don't like, you know, who the fuck likes putting wet stuff

under your armpit. Like, it's got to be one of the

worst sensations. It will burn. It will sting and it makes you not sweat for about like two days,

sometimes three days. If you put this on, I like to put it on before bed, like once every three

days. Make sure you have not just shaved your armpits. Make sure you have

not, because it will burn and it will sting, kind of no matter what. Like I put it on and my armpits

are kind of on fire for 30 minutes. And I think one day if I ever get breast cancer,

there's just something in me that says it's because I'm using this deodorant.

That being said, learn from my mistakes. I've probably tried every other deodorant in the world.

And that's the only thing that works for me. Certain dry. I can't vouch for how healthy it is, but it makes

me not sweat. And then in the morning, you can just use some sort of like powder men's antiperspirant to go on for a scent and things like that.

People say Botox for the armpits.

I've looked into it, obviously, obviously.

It's like $500 per pit.

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