Good morning,

Murder in the News.

Guess where I'm coming to you from today?

That's right, from the Jeep again.

That's right, guys.

So I'm finally headed back home after the family thing, which was great, but I don't like crowds at all. But, well, I mean, like if it were you guys, that would be fine.

But regardless.

So I'm finally headed back west, but I have made one final stop

before I get all the way home.

It is a rather special stop for me which I will

reveal to you guys later so look forward to highway noise in the background it's because I'm staying in like a pretty decent you know like

middle class hotel but the highway's just right there so hopefully it

doesn't all come through and the normal disclaimers so I do not read these articles

ahead of time that means I'm gonna mispronounce things I do not read these articles ahead of time that means I'm going to mispronounce things I do

apologize I never mean any disrespect ever whatsoever ever okay blah blah blah blah blah

all right so let's get into it again any weird noises it's because I'm sitting in my

vehicle okay so our first article comes from the smoking gun dot com thank you Chris

regular contributor.

And the title says, Woman 22 in Pizza Rage,

Bust over cold and uncut dominoes pie.

Well, let me tell you something.

I don't like cold pizza, I never have like cold pizza.

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