Welcome to Monday Morning Murder in the News with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning guys. Happy Monday morning, murder in the news.

I have finally landed back home. I went all the way to South Carolina, about a hundred miles shy of the

shore. And then once my little family event was over and completed. Then I turned around, I crossed back over

Appalachia, by the way, stunningly beautiful, oh my gosh, and I hit it at the exact right time of year.

Am I too, it doesn't make me old when I just say the foliage, my guys.

The absolute foliage.

Tennessee is gorgeous. It's absolutely gorgeous and I got to meet

the illustrious creator of the fan page over on Facebook and that was super

super cool. That was very awesome. I wish I could meet more of you, but alas! So here we are. I'm trying to get back on track. I know I owe you guys a big big pod. I one I'm just finishing up notes on so that will be

available this week and I'm going to try to get right back on schedule schedule if you will and so here is my normal spiel. These news articles are sent to me entirely by you guys.

So I do not read them ahead of time because I want to react with all of you in real time.

Just kind of think of me as that like ridiculously annoying co-worker that you have to pick up on your way to work but at least I have

donuts and fresh coffee and we're going to go over the news. But this also

means that I'm going to mispronounce things and I'm going to stumble over

because I'm reading and I don't edit all of that out so that you guys see that it's super real

Although I do pause to take drinks and whatnot

So without further ado, let's get into it

All right coming live to you, not live, recording live, but not live.

From the closet of contemplation, our first article comes from the Sun.co. UK.

And the title says, body shock.

Dead body is flung from the hearse onto the road after vehicles lock failed in Poland

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