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Where do you stand on the performative invite for a birthday? You know someone can't attend.

I don't have parties for this early reason. I can't handle all the etiquette of invites. So, is that the reason?

I don't, the thought of figure out who you're supposed to invite is to stress fall. You should do a

middle-aged woman birthday party theme. And the theme is like those of the guests you invite are just

like all the women who love you who are like in their 50s. Just women I've met at coffee shops and

vets offices. Just women that you've met like in line at Ace Hardware, like things like that. I just

yeah I invited a bunch of people I knew couldn't come just to be like hey just so you know you were

invited. And the theme is a rave and I have spent the morning on Hollywood Boulevard at stripper

stores trying to purchase rave clothing which is all flammable and weirdly very expensive.

Probably because you can't like mass produce it. Right. Yeah and because they're not selling

enough of it and what's even weirder is several years ago. Like maybe six years ago I went with two

friends I've written about these in my books to a rave and the outfit I bought was this like mesh

orange pink and yellow thing and here we are I'm turning 40 I go back to one of the stores on

Hollywood Boulevard and I found its underwear counterpart and that was the thing I gravitated

toward. Like same make same model same color it was the only thing that fit right and it's just

been waiting there since your last purchase. It's just kind of funny of like all the things to buy

like what are the odds that you pick up the thing like the same as best of song. Now is Sierra

going to be dressed up for this party. She was about at 630. She would take it as a question.

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