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🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram |
0:11.3 | Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them |
0:19.0 | Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me! |
0:26.9 | Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! |
0:32.8 | Want to kick off today's episode by saying Australia, New Zealand, you guys were phenomenal and New Zealand? |
0:39.7 | Don't let anyone in! Stay pure! Just keep everyone out. I found out that if you spend |
0:47.3 | $10 million on real estate there they'll give you citizenship, which is fair |
0:51.2 | contributing that much to a local economy should get you something, but if we if I had a country as |
0:57.9 | gorgeous as yours I would also be very protective over it. So keep them out! Let the right ones in! |
1:06.3 | Keep them out! Keep everybody out! Don't like corporate greed and capitalism wreck your country. |
1:12.8 | But they will! Any 10 millionaire can come in! Yeah, I don't know. Just be careful! I was I was there |
1:20.5 | and I was like I would move here. Like and I'm sure everybody thinks that. Every good thing you've |
1:25.0 | heard about New Zealand is true. And I don't know any bad things you've heard because I think there's |
1:29.9 | too many good things. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a bad thing. Yeah, it was okay, you know what I'm |
1:35.1 | going to say? Pineapple lumps are fine. What is that? It's just their candy. Every country's got like |
1:41.0 | their big candy and also every country reps super hard for their own chocolate. And even though it's |
1:46.6 | like a part of our lives you kind of never hear Americans like oh my god, Hershey's. Like when you |
1:52.6 | go to Australia like oh he's gonna try a chocolate. Oh it's the base. And New Zealand feels the same |
1:57.7 | way. England, all the all the ex-British colonies and all the white countries are like oh my god, |
2:03.8 | a chocolate. And in the States we're just like you have to have Hershey a Hershey IV and a McDonald's |
2:09.2 | drip. Well if you're at in Pennsylvania here maybe. Okay cool. Look, do you want to give us the |
2:15.7 | status update about your cat? Oh god. Well, last we talked last I talked to Noah. Things were great. |
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