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Ask Iliza Anything

We'll Call Him Wingnut

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It's a banner day as Iliza finally gets the chance to weigh in on a friendship between two men!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:32.8

Want to kick off today's episode by saying Australia, New Zealand, you guys were phenomenal and New Zealand?

0:39.7

Don't let anyone in! Stay pure! Just keep everyone out. I found out that if you spend

0:47.3

$10 million on real estate there they'll give you citizenship, which is fair

0:51.2

contributing that much to a local economy should get you something, but if we if I had a country as

0:57.9

gorgeous as yours I would also be very protective over it. So keep them out! Let the right ones in!

1:06.3

Keep them out! Keep everybody out! Don't like corporate greed and capitalism wreck your country.

1:12.8

But they will! Any 10 millionaire can come in! Yeah, I don't know. Just be careful! I was I was there

1:20.5

and I was like I would move here. Like and I'm sure everybody thinks that. Every good thing you've

1:25.0

heard about New Zealand is true. And I don't know any bad things you've heard because I think there's

1:29.9

too many good things. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a bad thing. Yeah, it was okay, you know what I'm

1:35.1

going to say? Pineapple lumps are fine. What is that? It's just their candy. Every country's got like

1:41.0

their big candy and also every country reps super hard for their own chocolate. And even though it's

1:46.6

like a part of our lives you kind of never hear Americans like oh my god, Hershey's. Like when you

1:52.6

go to Australia like oh he's gonna try a chocolate. Oh it's the base. And New Zealand feels the same

1:57.7

way. England, all the all the ex-British colonies and all the white countries are like oh my god,

2:03.8

a chocolate. And in the States we're just like you have to have Hershey a Hershey IV and a McDonald's

2:09.2

drip. Well if you're at in Pennsylvania here maybe. Okay cool. Look, do you want to give us the

2:15.7

status update about your cat? Oh god. Well, last we talked last I talked to Noah. Things were great.

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