Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I think here we go. Yes, here we go. On today's show,

Lara Trump's very disappointing announcement. This is very sad. Why does bad news always happen

this time of year? Matt Gates discovers women who accept 10 grand for sex aren't necessarily your girlfriends.

Elon Musk is cheating on Donald Trump.

It turns out Elon Musk has been giving hundreds of millions of dollars on the side to other

fascists in Germany, Italy, and Great Britain.

You know, you think you can trust someone and then they break your heart.

More on that later in the show.

Did you see 60 Minutes?

60 Minutes reported Sunday night.

Mexico has one, just one gun store.

It's called the United States of America.

All the guns in Mexico come from America.

We're busy complaining about their bringing us fentanyl.

We're giving them guns, like all of them.

There's one gun store in Mexico, and it's controlled by the military. If a civilian

wants to buy a weapon, you have to pass psychological tests. You've got to go through background

checks, drug screenings. Panama's leader tells Donald Trump, the canal does not belong to Donald Trump.

I'll have more on that later on the show.

And ex-staffers call Congresswoman Nancy Mace, the transphobic lunatic.

They call her mentally unbalanced.

And that's putting it nicely.

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