Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.

We're in chambers this week clearing the docket.

And with me is real judge and fake doctor, Judge John Hodgman.

That's true.

I'm not allowed to practice fake medicine anymore.

They figured out I was fake.

Here's, hey, by the way, here's to all the real doctors out there, and nurses and health

professionals who are, and all the helpers who are helping and all the grocery workers

and delivery people and everyone who's got to be out there in the world rather than

sealed hermetically in your fake internet court chambers like me.

I'm here in Brooklyn, New York as always where today, Jesse, it started with sun turned

into, I don't want to use the word apocalyptic, getting tossed around a lot these days, but

very heavy rain and lightning storm.

And beautiful sunshine again.

Then another heavy rain and lightning storm.

And now it is one of the most gorgeous spring days I've ever peered out at through the

curtains during a global lockdown.

And you're at home, right?

Yeah, I'm in Shea Thorn as it is known to no one.

I spent my morning.

It's been actually, we have not yet had spring here in Los Angeles, but it just seems like

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