Live From the Murmrr Theatre in Brooklyn, NY

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week's episode was recorded LIVE in Brooklyn! First up is "Fragrant Abuse of the Law." Denise says that her husband, Jeremy, is a super-smeller. She complains that his super-smelling is too disruptive! Up next is Swift Justice, with cases about anniversaries, pies, and playlists.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hi, it's me, your Judge John Hodgman.
0:04.6	This week's episode was recorded live at the Murmer Theater on Eastern Parkway in my
0:10.4	home borough of Brooklyn, New York.
0:13.4	Let's go back in time, shall we?
0:15.3	Brooklyn, New York City, you've come to us desperate for justice, and we're here at the
0:22.4	Murmer Theater to deliver it.
0:26.5	Let's bring out our first set of litigants.
0:28.6	Please welcome Denise and Jeremy!
0:38.6	Tonight's case, fragrant abuse of the law.
0:42.0	Denise Files sued against her husband, Jeremy.
0:44.9	Jeremy has a keen sense of smell and is often sniffing around the house and commenting
0:50.5	on how things smell.
0:53.4	As bothers Denise, she'd like him to stop talking about smells.
0:59.1	Who's right?
1:00.1	Who's wrong?
1:01.1	Only one can decide.
1:02.1	Please rise metaphorically as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers an obscure
1:07.6	cultural reference.
1:11.9	Now follow along monkey chicken chicken, monkey chicken duck duck, зак and them
1:35.0	bell, Jesse Thorn, swear them in. Denise and Jeremy please rise and raise
1:41.4	your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but
1:45.2	the truth so help you God or whatever? I do. I do. Do you swear to abide by
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -1800 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Thorn, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Thorn and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.