Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:41:16 Living That Urinal Cake Huffing Life 09:24:14 AIDS Shit Verbal Slave 14:49:07 That Time A Murderous Incel Went To The Park 20:08:05 Going Through Puberty During Your Roid Rage 23:31:09 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 28:03:23 Support The Show 30:31:01 Get High On Those Dank BK Chicken Fries […]

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Wednesday, January 15th.
0:03.1	2025 coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	huffing those sweet pink pisspucks.
0:07.7	Plus, AIDS-infected turds push back up into the shit-cunt,
0:11.7	getting high on BK chicken fries,
0:14.4	and gone through puberty during a roid rage.
0:17.2	All this, push your voicemails today.
0:23.3	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in neighborly disputes.
0:30.4	Stop blowing from your yard into my yard.
0:33.5	Stop throwing your crush in my yard.
0:36.7	You need a...
0:37.3	I've been working out. No, you need to pick it up. Pick it up. Pick my yard. You need a... I've been putting out.
0:39.0	No, you need to pick it up.
0:40.5	Pick it up.
0:40.8	You, excuse me.
0:42.5	Pick it up.
0:43.0	You are throwing trash in my yard.
0:46.3	You see all the bags that picked up.
0:48.0	Half of it is your leave.
0:50.0	Can you not...
0:50.3	I am putting it out from my yard.
0:52.8	First of all, stop trying your trash continuously in my yard.
	...

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