God and Satan Have a Karaoke Contest

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God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can ‘put hands’ on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-rightwing beer, and get laughed at by their hero Joe Rogan. On 'Ask God,' it's a revelation to learn why guys are shoving guitars down their pants, if Satan can translate a 'Murican tweet to Australian, possible hiding places for Trump, and why so many butt nerves. On 'Listener Feedback,' someone gives a $666 donation to the Satanic Temple, God sends a prophet to Seth Andrews, and gray areas in The Commandments of Sanosuke. On 'The God Pod Variety Hour,' Satan and God roast each other, God and Satan compete for survival on a deserted island and compete in a karaoke contest, And don't miss Satan and God's blessings and smites! WATCH THIS FULLY-ANIMATED EPISODE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/YHo_sjxogyY THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you’re looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.0	A transgender tiktok star did one sponsored post on Instagram for Bud Light and so then Kid Rock and Travis Tweet.
0:15.0	Who is Travis Tweet and why is that a real name? He chose that?
0:19.0	He chose that. Now his real name is Travis Tweet.
0:24.0	But I could literally and you want it. Oh my god.
0:30.0	How about painting all the AR-15's rainbow color and then the right wing will be so mad that they'll stop using guns and demand gun control.
0:41.0	Yes, I love that. We're the main manufacturers of guns in America.
0:47.0	Jerks. Nice.
0:51.0	The dirt store. I've eaten that out.
0:56.0	Don't stop believing in God. Hang on to that feeling. Even if there's no evidence believing me.
1:08.0	Hello and welcome to The God Pod. I'm God. Thank you so much for joining me on the show once again. I'm here today with my pal, Satan.
1:31.0	What's up?
1:44.0	What's up, Satan? That was a long one. Thanks.
1:49.0	Thanks so much. Yeah.
1:51.0	So this is pretty cool because we're if you're listening to this, me and Satan are totally fully animated and sitting next to each other like a couple of ESPN commentators.
2:04.0	Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. One of my first versions of myself is animated. It's one of my favorite versions of myself is the animated version of myself.
2:15.0	You're looking real good. I'm looking good too. Yeah. Well, how's your day going, God? It's, you know, it's going shitty. How about yourself?
2:33.0	My, my day's good. I'm hanging, you know, just freaking sip and pin your colladas and making a, making a good day feel better.
2:46.0	Well, good for you. I'm so happy. Yeah. The things are going good for you. But, you know, it's been a good week. I'm just kidding. It's been a good week. You know, it's not over yet.
2:57.0	It could be a good day. It could be a bad day. Who knows, right? You can't judge this. Yeah. If you listen to this at the beginning of your day, have a great day. Yeah.
3:06.0	At the end of your day, fuck you. The beginning of your day. I disagree. Listen to whenever you can. I'm happy with that. But, you know, you shouldn't judge your days by how it's going out for a few hours, right?
3:22.0	Wait until it's over. Wait until it's over to judge the full day. And then you judge whether or not you're happy or not.
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