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The God Pod

God Reveals He's Been An Atheist All Along

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire humans to stop smoking, is the God Pod bad parenting, is Donald Trump possessed by demons, does the Holy Spirit pity the fool, what will the GQP get offended by next, and was the Garden of Eden gentrified after the fall. And God has a New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you’re looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today, on The GodPod, it's like I want to talk about the important things going on

0:06.0

the news because I want to, because as God, I, I accidentally fear losing

0:11.0

relevancy, but at the same time, I just want to have fun, you know.

0:15.0

And then I go, you guys, which member of Hansen or you?

0:20.0

And then I, and then I try to take that up for about 30 minutes and then the podcast is over.

0:25.0

I think I'd probably be the girl.

0:27.0

I'd probably be the scheming parent.

0:30.0

It's like L-A-W-N.

0:33.0

Yeah. E equals M-C-L-On.

0:36.0

Oh my f**k, he's not E.

0:38.0

Oh my god.

0:39.0

How many people are like logging out of the discord.

0:42.0

How many people are they?

0:44.0

It's down right now.

0:46.0

E equals M-C-L-On.

0:48.0

Oh my god.

0:50.0

This is not worth five points.

0:52.0

You guys, it's worth 10.

0:54.0

You're right.

0:57.0

And we have a, a faction of our fans that love Sances.

1:01.0

I love that section.

1:03.0

And the other half love my voice.

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