God Blasts Republican ‘Woke’ Messaging

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🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this episode of the God Pod: Moses has a case of the Mondays but joins God to discuss short pants, the Spin Doctors, avoiding Satanic fast food, and his 40-day weight loss journey. Terrible things to report on 'The GD News,' like why conservatives can't define "woke," Ron "Pudding Fingers" DeSantis's stint at Guantanamo, Putin's arrest warrant, Biden demanding TikTok to be sold or risk nationwide ban, and woke spoons. On 'Ask Moses' (brought to you by ChatGPT), you'll learn how Moses spoke with God, his most challenging podcasting moment, how he spent his free time in the desert, what was going through his mind when he saw the burning bush, if he edited the Ten Commandments, is he still bitter about not getting to the Promised Land, and his valuable-ish life advice. On 'Ask God,' we all discover what God would do if he had to watch Judge Judy on the highest volume in a broom closet, and would he rather live in a world where 'Happy Birthday' is always sung to him or smash his way through all his friends' houses like the Koolaid Man. On 'Moses' Conspiracy Corner,' you'll get your mind blown when you find out if Elvis died on the toilet or in witness protection by the hands of the Mafia, his thoughts on the increasing near catastrophic airplane misses, and the new ChatGPT-4 AI model. And don't miss The God Pod Anthem rap at the end! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The day on the God帝
0:02.5	Moses to you know what woke means. What does it mean to you?
0:05.4	Listen is a thing to me woke just means I I wasn't able to take my nap. Let's be weird
0:12.6	That's what it is to me
0:17.0	The International Criminal Court just issued an arrest warrant for a Russian president about my group did job international criminal court
0:25.3	Don't ever come after me. No, no
0:28.5	That was a long time ago the statute of limitations has passed
0:34.6	I was the one leading you nowhere good point for 40 years good point. I was like it's just this way
0:40.8	It's just this way and you were like God. I think we're walking in a soy cool, and I was like no, no, no, it's fine
0:48.2	And I still say it like that it's still called a soy
0:58.1	Oh
1:03.2	Hi there human. I'm God. Welcome to the God pod on this show
1:08.9	We talk about current events. I hang out with my fellow deities and
1:13.4	Historical figures and we talk about all the problems in the planet I created we answer questions from humans all kinds of fun stuff
1:21.9	Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts and like subscribe
1:26.6	Damn it the God pod have it your way. Let's meet my co-host for the day
1:32.2	You know him you'll love him. He's been around forever. It's Moses everybody
1:37.4	Forever I have been around forever ain't that the truth hello good to hear your voice
1:44.2	It's everyday feels like a Monday to me, but I feel a little less like a Monday when I'm doing the pod so there you go
1:51.6	Wow every day feels like a Monday Moses are you okay? Well, I'm never completely okay, you know
1:59.5	But I'm good and I'm better when I do the pod. It's like it's like a it's like a Monday evening when I do the pod
2:05.4	It's like okay the day's almost over
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