God Gives Men The Ability To Get Pregnant

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🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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God and Satan respond to news that the Supreme Court is going to overturn Roe V Wade, ending abortion in the USA. Psyche is very passionate about Dave Chapelle getting attacked on stage. Moses provides another installment of ‘Conspiracy Corner.’ God gives men the ability to get pregnant so that they might learn empathy. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the God pod. All the colors are so pretty mommy. It's so gorgeous. We're just going to have a
0:08.2	little visual moment right now. I call psyche mommy again. That's okay. It happens. So what I want to know is
0:15.0	the only podcast where you can get a dose of twin, they rock Johnson and sushi and a portion. They're all related. We're hitting
0:23.0	everything. No stone hunter. No rock. We're giving. If I can get someone from the satanic temple, I need them to be on the show that I
0:34.3	say I'm going to be too nervous. I'm going to be so embarrassed and shy.
0:52.3	Hi everyone. God here. You're listening to the God pod. I'm here today with my pals. What's up, gang? Hello, hello.
1:00.3	psyche roses. Yeah. Come on. Someone had a wild weekend. You've been busy this week. Did you wake up on the right side of the fire pit this morning?
1:21.3	Uh, felt good to wake up on the right side of my fire pit outside my house in Miami.
1:28.6	In Miami.
1:31.9	What summer home?
1:33.7	I didn't know you summer in Miami.
1:36.2	I just assumed you sleep on a bed of fire and it's hell, I don't know.
1:41.2	I do, but I've also got a lovely, uh, fourth home in Miami.
1:47.4	Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
1:50.4	I love Miami.
1:52.6	Hop out of sin sinful in its name alone.
1:56.9	It's very cliche of you being in a hot environment like that.
2:00.5	I have a feeling that you're not telling us like you're actually somewhere else.
2:04.1	Oh, Moses, you're calling me cliche.
2:07.6	Like I'm like, I'm on a bed of bagels.
2:09.5	That's how it is over here.
2:12.4	I think Satan's in Kansas somewhere and he won't tell us.
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