Today on The God Pod. Mary actually texted me the Rolling Stone article, right? Yes, you made them say dick main. Over and over and over. And let us never stop God be praised.

I now pray to a picture of Jennifer's avatar. I just sort of like get real close to it and whisper stun on his house.

Like what what are we going to do baby? Like are we going to are we going to legislate? No one knows. You're seeing it. They're doing it. This is the best we got. The best we got is tweets. I am so real with you Mary. We're going to extinct for sure.

Hi, everyone. God here. You're listening to the God pod. I'm here today with my pals. What's up gang? Hey, God. Hey, what's the word? What's the word? Hey, Moses. What is the weight of the week? Well, we'll have to stick around and wait. Won't we all Moses have one? Yes. We'll Moses follow through with work.

Two men. You never know. And Mary is here. Get her audio set up right now. Right. Yes. Mary Mary. That's another teaser. One of the week. And Mary coming soon. And Mary. And we have a tremendous guest here with us today. Juniper. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hi. Thanks for. Thanks for jumping on the podcast with us. For our listeners who might not know.

Juniper is. Juniper is responsible for trawling the entire right wing echo chamber into thinking that Snickers was removing the dick vein from its candy bars. Okay, I just realized who this is now. This is pretty amazing.

This is amazing. I just realized it's great. Hang on to your hats gang. We got a live one going on today. But first our top story. Huge news. Oh, no. This comes from a user on Twitter named Lana Bauer.

Palmer Lonnie for says huge news. We pray it's so accurate between Monday, second Bay and Thursday, five May. There is expected to be a removal of Joe B and return of Trump to the US presidency. This is big. Dash. I love.

So I thought this was huge news. I mean, like I say it right at the beginning of the tweet.

I mean, and they prayed on it and shit. Well, they're still still doing this. So it's it's currently Monday, the second that we're recording this. This episode will come out on Thursday, the fifth. So we don't know. We don't know what happened by Thursday.

But you know, you know, anything can happen. Anything can happen at any time and usually does. So is that maybe about it? Do we need to record an alternate version of this episode?

Yes, actually took off.

Yes. So let's do that. Let's do that. Let's go. Let's go. Jesus. Set you up. Okay. Okay. Breaking news. Trump is back in the White House. Happy Cinco did my own. What the hell? How the hell did this happen?

I cannot believe that Lotta B was right. And because of this, unfortunately, the Snickers Dick Vane guest Juniper is not here.

No one cares about the dick fan. We instead have an interview with the creator of the Trump Tower Taco Bell.

Oh, really? We couldn't even get Dilbert fine.

Okay. Now let's do the alternate reality where this didn't happen. Best Cinco denial ever. Trump is back after all.

Trump didn't come back. Yes. Shocker. You know, you got to take gratitude for the small things.

Yeah. Well, here's my conspiracy theory, Gordon. He's still there. He's actually there right now. Trump is conspiracy theory. There you go.

There you go. Recorded. He's running a shadow government. Is that your theory? Yeah. Yeah. He's shut it.

Yeah. I can believe that. That's just called QAnon Moses well away. Right. Right. You're not breaking any news. Got it.

And the creator of the apprentice, what's his name is with them doing it, right? Mark Burnett.

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