God Goes Back To School

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Hi Humans, I just gotta tell you about the new God Pod episode before My school bus arrives. It’s so cool! Mary Mags professes some sweet progressive optimism, and Jesus cheerleads for Taylor Swift. The class syllabus includes Biden’s Dark Brandon Joker phase, Jesus’ winning the student loan debate with memes, trolling the In God We Trust Texas loophole, and Voltron. On JFC LOL, Jesus rebukes the nepotism accusation and his run for governor of Florida. We also talk TV shows and the wild world of weird stuff. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.0	So you're saying you can't make a Starbucks coffee out of water?
0:06.0	No, I can't.
0:07.0	It's only wine.
0:08.0	You wouldn't even make a god damn more love.
0:10.0	You don't even make box wine with this guy.
0:12.0	Whoa, whoa, whoa, now that is insulting.
0:15.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
0:45.0	I want the reality TV show. Yeah, that would be cool.
1:15.0	I'm here today with my pals, what's up gang?
1:45.0	Hell yeah, I think that era is over now, we're focused on songs we wrote at midnight
1:53.8	Is she done flying planes every five seconds? Wow, sorry. Does she just going to travel
1:59.7	in electric cars now? I can't hear or see those planes over the sounds of her new Alabama
2:05.0	Midnight's coming October 21st. Oh yeah, yeah, typical, typical. Is she paying you
2:12.5	Of course not, I'm just so excited.
2:14.9	Then she should.
2:16.2	The check planet light is still blinking, Jesus.
2:18.6	I'm sure she'll fix it.
2:19.8	Taylor Swift can do no wrong.
2:21.1	There's rivers drying up in China.
2:23.8	There's flooding going on in other places.
2:26.2	Rivers drying up in America too in Texas.
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