Thou Shalt Not Sun Your Holes!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Satan and Psyche stop by the God Pod, and it goes completely OFF THE RAILS! I discover I have a Tinker Bell rule, and I'm a like addict in Group Therapy with Psyche. On God's Wacky World Of Humans, we discuss sunning your holes, then pivot to the Satan Show to speculate about why Leo can't drive 25, the roasting of JK Rowling, and Dee Snyder not taking it anymore from MAGAts. We finish off the show with some news about that evil moron Trump. Thou shalt have no other Pods before Me! I require an offering of listening to the God Pod! Go listen! The Lord has spoken! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.0	Focus on what is. I need to focus on all the good things that are happening now.
0:07.0	You don't even have to focus on anything. Just live, man.
0:10.0	But I'm not alive. I'm gone.
0:14.0	There's mosquitoes in heaven.
0:16.0	They're everywhere in heaven, all by the fountains.
0:18.0	You know the part of heaven that looks a lot like Louisiana? That's where they all are.
0:22.0	No! You know the nice thing about God? Even the skewers get to go to heaven.
0:27.0	They're so nice.
0:29.0	Continue to bite humans there.
0:33.0	Satan, do you sun your holes? Really? Look, I'm the king of darkness and fire everywhere.
0:38.0	Of course I'm sunning my hole.
0:40.0	Your holes are being licked by flames the whole time.
0:42.0	What do you think me and the GOP are doing most Sundays?
0:46.0	We get together and sun our holes.
0:58.0	Hello dear listener, this is The God Pod.
1:04.0	I'm God, and I'm freaking out about what the Jehovah's might have witnessed.
1:08.0	I'm here today with my pals. What's up gang?
1:10.0	What's up?
1:12.0	What's up?
1:16.0	I see. Nice. That was acceptable length.
1:20.0	Thank you.
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