God In The Cryptoverse Of Sadness

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the baby formula shortage, the end of the cryptoverse, and the latest spate of mass shootings in the USA. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, and let's not forget that I'm still here, but where are the Beatles?
0:07.0	They are no more shit!
0:11.0	I'm still dropping number one hits.
0:15.0	As folks have known, it's always the technology behind the thing.
0:18.0	That's been cool. It's not the money.
0:21.0	What's cool about it, Mary?
0:23.0	Well, it's a good authentication tool.
0:25.0	I didn't realize you were a crypto bro.
0:29.0	I work with a bunch of all-knowing, all-seeing people that nobody gave me a hit.
0:35.0	No, he didn't tell me! They're Mary!
0:37.0	What's the point of having omniscient friends?
0:40.0	Some Savior, you are Jesus.
0:42.0	Oh, we go there! We go there! We go there! We go there! We go there! We go there!
0:54.0	Hi, everyone. God here.
0:57.0	You're listening to The God Pod.
0:59.0	I'm here today with my pals, Jesus and Moses. What's up, guys?
1:03.0	Hello.
1:04.0	And I think Mary will be popping by in a few minutes.
1:07.0	Excellent.
1:08.0	She was just running late.
1:10.0	Mary, Mary, you're on my mind.
1:13.0	It's great. It's great. It's great.
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