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The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

God and pals respond to Space Karen Elon Musk offering a flight attendant a horse in exchange for sex. The goddess Psyche gives God and Moses therapy. Moses provides another installment of Conspiracy Corner. God sends a message to George W. Bush after a Freudian slip. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.5	I am a happily married man with a beautiful child, and I'm also a straight man.
0:07.4	But if that guy with the accent came to me, I'm telling ya.
0:12.1	With all that money and a horse, I do any like horses, but fuckin' hell yeah, give me a horse,
0:16.8	I'll do it.
0:17.8	I would do it.
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	Really angry?
0:20.8	God's doing terrible.
0:21.8	Yep, that's what I thought.
0:22.8	God wants to leave this universe every day, every day.
0:24.8	God wants to leave this universe every day, every day, human straight farther from God's light.
0:31.8	God is fuckin' noticing.
0:33.8	You straight from me, humans?
0:34.8	I straight from you.
0:38.8	I'm good.
0:39.8	You know what?
0:40.8	I'm good.
0:41.8	You're just gonna let karma happen, you know?
0:42.8	I'm gonna let it happen.
0:43.8	I'm gonna let go and let me.
0:46.8	Let go and let me happen.
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