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🗓️ 26 January 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Wasntme is a Goop who immediately answers, “Wasn’t me,” to most questions, especially those questions that start with “Who?” He is quick to defend himself but doesn’t really listen well. In this episode of Goop Tales Wasntme gives his hiding place away by saying “Wasn’t me,” and in turn he is swallowed by a giant snake that ends up spitting him out into the sand dunes of Doha. As Wasntme learns to navigate the sand dunes he meets a friendly young camel named Clarabelle. Clarabelle tells him all about the history of sand and how sand carries stories that are millions of years old. Wasntme stirs up a sand dune that holds a story about a rotten, selfish old man and the old man comes for Wasntme in the shape of a sand dune. In order to return back to Goop World Wasntme has to learn how to listen in order to escape the sandstorms of rot. Clarabelle helps him along the way but the sandstorm of rot is large and powerful and smelly. Will he be able to make it home unscathed or will the sand dune of rot catch him?
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Goop Tales, episode 61, wasn't me, and the singing sand dunes of Doha. |
0:13.8 | I'm Maria Kalinchini, and I'm the author of Goop Tales. |
0:18.3 | So before we get into today's story, there's a couple things that I want |
0:22.8 | to tell to you. First of all, I want to thank, let's see, I have your name written right here. |
0:30.6 | I want to thank the two listeners who sent me in the name of Wasn't Me. And that's Clark and Avery Kennedy. And they wrote, |
0:41.9 | we would like to submit Wasn't Me as a Goop idea. The goop always says it wasn't me when a mom or dad |
0:48.9 | asks what happened. This goop could also be called not me either. Our idea is that this goop knocks over the leaning tower of Pisa. |
0:57.5 | So first of all, thank you, Clark and Avery, for this idea. |
1:01.4 | And I so appreciate it. |
1:03.1 | And I took it and I ran with it all the way to the Middle East, |
1:06.6 | where I found these amazing singing sand dunes of Doha, |
1:10.8 | which are real things that buzz with sand. |
1:15.0 | So you're going to hear about them in this story |
1:17.9 | along with a couple other fun facts that I found out along the way. |
1:23.0 | But before I get into the fun facts and the story, |
1:26.8 | I want to do a little shout out to the person |
1:31.7 | they call themselves goop tales, which I love, |
1:34.2 | that left the latest iTunes review |
1:37.1 | on January 13th of 2020. |
1:40.4 | Now, you left me a five-star review, |
1:42.0 | so thank you very much. |
1:43.5 | I love a five-star review. Now, you did say a couple things, and I know you're kind of mad at me. You're not very happy because I said that GoopTales was a weekly podcast when I first started this out. I believe it was three and a half years ago, and you are tired of listening to episodes over and over. And if I'm going to call it |
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