This is the darkest show I've ever written. I want you to know that at front. I am not bragging. I am warning you.

There's a couple of bits in the show that will cause what I call hate clapping.

You'll be like, that's well written, but God damn.

And I didn't realize I had to do the preamble to town with the Scotland. I did the fringe festival in Scotland.

It's called the Fringe Festival.

Be on the edge, man.

I take the show to Scotland.

I would do it every night the Scots would laugh,

and every night someone would go,

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ!

And I remember thinking, Mel Gibson is disappointed

in all you people right now. So you guys ready?

Watch Christopher Titus' 10th comedy special, Carrying Monsters.

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Is the Armageddon update. You know, oh oh god I want to say happy New Year but I am

hung over and pissed off you know and I'm not feeling funny today at all I am angry because I didn't drink

for the entirety of 2024 I wanted to make my life better and you know what it did I got my

confidence back my health is awesome zero anxiety so last night I party with some friends. I earned it, right?

Now, today I'm hung over so bad. My liver followed the class action suit on behalf of itself and all my other organs.

But it's not a happy New Year, is it? It's not. I mean, even if I didn't feel like my eyeballs were stuck in my head with knitting needles. It still would be a tough year

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