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I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. Well, we are only eight days into

2025, and the doomsday clock is now being wound and reset by the most dangerous, dumbest

douchebag we have ever had as president. I mean, since the last time, he was president.

After he ran on bringing down prices, he said he couldn't bring down prices.

Because once prices are up, it's hard to bring them down again.

He said he would end the war in Ukraine on day one.

He's kind of gotten very quiet about that.

So in 12 days, guys, the war in Ukraine is over.

Oh, joy.

Right.

The guy that couldn't sell steak, water, or vodka is going to stop the Russian war machine.

Cool. When asked if he would promise to not use military force to take over Greenland, what the

fuck? And the Panama Canal, again, what the fuck? He said he could not rule it out. He's going to use

military force over a place that exports salmon and halibut and another country that runs an aquatic toll road.

He also wants to acquire Canada.

Acquire Canada?

What the fuck?

First of all, Canada's not a bed bug infested resort you can just buy.

And frankly, if Trump took Canada, I can't believe that

sentence was even said out loud, Trump would bankrupt Canada in a year after its governor, Don

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