I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon updated on this week where everybody in America is giving thanks except for the Native Americans and the black people whose ancestors were brought here as slaves and, you know, any other marginalized group that doesn't have a thick streak of white puritanism

running through their lineage. Most of the people whose families burned witches, by the way,

are thankful today. What do we have to be thankful for? Well, we just elected a convicted

tax-cheek criminal rapist whose best friend was a pedophile, and he said he wants to date his daughter.

He also managed the pandemic so bad, a million died.

And we thought, everybody makes mistakes.

Let's give another shot.

I mean, it's just the most powerful country in the world.

What could happen?

Good game, idiots. However, the dude that bailed us out from the

worst time in a hundred years in America had just one bad debate and even the people on his

side attacked him. Democrats, George Clooney, you blew it, you're weak. You're not wrong,

but you're weak. Democrats, you threw a great man under the bus,

and then use that bus to run over yourselves. Today, I'm thankful for the four years of rest

and normalcy we got from this man, Joseph Robinette Biden. Thank you, Joe. You took over at the

height of the worst pandemic in a hundred years. Next thing we know, we're all getting vaccinated, and the daily death toll from COVID dropped from 5,000 people a day to 81 today.

Thank you, Joe.

When Joe took over, the supply chain was broken and stores were empty.

Joe and Mayor Pete turned the whole thing around. Stores are full and inflation has dropped

to the same levels during the burnt umber fat man. Thank you, Joe. And you know what else?

50 states got infrastructure money. Bridges and roads and pipes and all infrastructure is getting fixed.

So this Thanksgiving when Uncle too much turkey tries to destroy the guest bathroom

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