This Christmas, gather around and feel better about your family,

while Christopher Titus slanders his.

This is the darkest show I've ever written.

I want you to know that at front.

I am not bragging. I am warning you.

If you like Hallmark movies, you'll hate this.

There's a couple of bits in this show that will cause what I call a hate clapping.

You'll be like, that's well written, but God damn.

Watch Christopher Titus's brand new comedy special Carrying Monsters,

streaming Christmas Eve.

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I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

You know, as the doomsday clock ticks down for humanity, we welcome the holiday season.

In the presidential vote, Trump's popular vote totals have dropped below 50%, mandate my ass.

Putin has dropped the requirements to drop a nukeken Americans, drop their standard for electing a

president to bankrupt failure pedophile rapists.

Falal la la la la la la la.

We are now starting to see how this second and final presidency in America is going to go.

To staff the most important jobs in government, it's as if they decided to audition people

from old episodes of

To Catch a Predator. Matt Gates is up for Attorney General. You know Matt Gates, the guy who's been

credibly accused of sex trafficking minors, statutory rape. In fact, the guy he supposedly did it with

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