Holiday Horror Stories 2023
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Buckle up Backseaters for a show full of Christmas and holiday cringe as we unload more of your Holiday Horror Stories. Dustin also drops a naughty list of Christmas songs that we’re striking from the record, an affirmation to daily pajamas, horror stories involving fires, vehicular accidents, contentious divorces, and more atrocities you came here for today. We asked for it, and you delivered.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back there. We are a funny |
| 0:21.4 | podcast about family. My name is |
| 0:22.8 | Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned |
| 0:26.2 | podcast and alongside me I have not broke eye contact with her since we |
| 0:30.7 | started. It is my lovely wife co-host |
| 0:32.8 | CFO and overall great gal in floral pattern today. |
| 0:38.3 | Hey there. |
| 0:39.2 | Melissa Nickerson above Public Square Coffee |
| 0:42.2 | in downtown Le Mesa as well as producer Andy Laura is here everybody in the house |
| 0:46.9 | His seven children whose 25 livestock I kept them I rented a bunch for Christmas and then just kept them all my back. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, absolutely. |
| 0:56.0 | Cuz the season. |
| 0:57.0 | And I don't know what I do. |
| 0:58.0 | Tis the season. |
| 1:00.0 | If you want to know what the... |
| 1:01.0 | Today is December 27th.th when this is coming out |
| 1:05.5 | Christmas is over tear it all down tear it all down tear it all down yeah |
| 1:11.3 | now it's in the like like last year purgatory yeah |
| 1:15.4 | between Christmas and new year where you're like what is happening next. So what we're |
| 1:18.5 | going to do on this podcast today. The plan for years I have a list of holiday crap I want us to get rid of and |
| 1:26.8 | never do again. Not just our family. I'm just saying in general. |
| 1:30.5 | Justin cancels Christmas. |
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