Christmas is Hella Cool
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Christmas is just a handful of days away, and if you’re anything like us backseaters, we’re avoiding the parties, coughing kids, drunk uncles, political arguments, and discussing looming moments that mark another year past. We get all bittersweet today on the show, discussing great sports logos, Panera Bread oatmeal updates, the garbage retail employees have to endure, opinions on board games and gifts, and Mel’s endearing closing invitation into seasonal parental existentialism.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there we are funny |
| 0:21.1 | podcast about family my name is |
| 0:22.5 | Justin Nickerson I'm a stand-up community the host of the aforementioned |
| 0:29.2 | podcast boom boom and alongside me is my lovely wife, co-host, |
| 0:35.0 | over CFO, overall, I wouldn't call you a sado mom, |
| 0:40.0 | but overall great gal who is on edge and so am I this is going to be a |
| 0:47.1 | doozy. Buckle up backseaters. Where are we at? |
| 0:53.4 | And Public Square, above Public Square Coffee House in downtown Le Mesa, |
| 0:57.7 | alongside Andy, Laura, our producer. |
| 1:00.8 | We're off the rails already. |
| 1:02.6 | Guys, thanks for tuning in. |
| 1:05.0 | I've been gone. |
| 1:07.0 | On and off for the better part of three weeks, |
| 1:11.0 | a couple little visits back here and there. |
| 1:13.4 | Mm-hmm. We're thriving, but you're home for Christmas. |
| 1:17.6 | And the household is showing it. |
| 1:20.3 | Reentry is very hard whenever people ask about travel. |
| 1:24.0 | I know we, it's, I think we... |
| 1:26.0 | It's hard when you leave, it's hard when you come back. |
| 1:28.0 | It's hard, I think it's the actual, the actual day to day, like, the day of me being gone is less hard than the day of |
| 1:37.2 | me returning now it's better when I'm home obviously I'm not saying it's best |
| 1:42.2 | when I'm gone and the longer the trip the |
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