Homer vs Dignity (S12E05)

Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

4.8 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Homer becomeS Mr. Burns’ prank monkey in order to make some extra money on the side, which sees him roll around on a bathroom floor in his underwear and gets raped by a panda… we much preferred the “Lenny vs Pudding” scenario. SUBSCRIBE TO THE SHOW FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

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0:00.0	Here's a float saluting the Native Americans who taught us how to celebrate Thanksgiving.
0:05.0	Interesting side note on this float, the paper mishay is composed entirely of broken treaties.
0:11.0	They're good sports.
0:14.0	The answer is no, Mr. Burns, not for any amount of money.
0:18.0	Not for one million dollars?
0:20.0	Oh, so much money.
0:22.6	But Santa can't be evil.
0:25.6	It's so much money.
0:28.6	And here's the float everyone's been waiting for.
0:31.6	Yes, whether you're Christian or just non-Jewish, everybody loves Santa Claus.
0:36.6	Oh, he was supposed to be throwing out toys, but he seems to be hurling Just non-Jewish. Everybody loves Santa Claus.
0:43.4	Oh, he was supposed to be throwing out toys, but he seems to be herding some sort of candy treats, Leva.
0:47.6	Wait a minute, Kent. That is not candy. That's fish guts.
0:51.7	There's Santa. Over here, Santa.
0:54.8	What did I do?
0:57.9	The doctor said I could take this patch off five minutes a day.
1:00.6	Hey, that's just enough time to see Santa Claus.
1:03.5	Oh, why, Santa, why?
1:06.4	Four-finger discount, dude.
1:28.0	The Sixth Sense! Welcome to four-figure discount this week. We are here to review episode C-A-B-F--04. It is Homer versus Dinity.
1:29.2	I am Dando.
1:30.1	I am Guy.
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