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and get ready to hear this week's wild fuckfest.

My college professor and I had been getting it on for weeks when he called me late one night

and said he wanted me to piss on him.

What? I said.

Just come over, he told me. I'm drunk and I'm in the mood to fuck.

A hard click came over the line as he hung up.

I thought I might as well make him wait and I made

myself a nice bubble bath drinking lots of champagne so by the time I saw him I'd have to go to the bathroom really bad.

I laid back in the deep hot water, the bubbly suds gathering around my nipples.

Just for fun, I poured some of the cold champagne on my tits and made them stick out even more.

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