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My third drinking and driving arrest had landed me in jail for six months. I guess I deserved it, but six months was an awfully long time.

I remember thinking I could get out in 90 days if I was all my best behavior so I cut the

attitude and did everything the guard said and then some. I was in the rec room watching TV

one night right before lights out when I noticed a couple guards staring at me.

I pretended not to notice, but I self-consciously folded my arms across my chest.

My tight orange jumpsuit did nothing to hide my huge tits. I guess most inmates aren't built like me. Maybe they did it on purpose, but however it happened, the pants hugged my muscular thighs and tight round ass and that shirt was stretched so thin across my chest

Sometimes I thought my nipples would burst right through it

About a half hour later I was lying alone in my cell on the bottom bunk when I heard the same guards quietly walking down the hall toward me.

One of them whispered something like, that's her, the one in 4C.

I thought I heard the other one say, oh yeah, the one with the big titties.

I closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep, but soon I heard the cell bars click to the

unlock position and a stream of hazy light came into my room.

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