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Welcome to this week's episode of Dear Reality Your Effed.

I'm excited for our guests this week as I'm sure all of you guys are,

especially if you're a woman and you have a set of eyeballs. We've got Captain

Hotti himself, Mr. Jason, how are you?

I'm fantastic, Kenner. Finally, we got on here. It's taken a while.

I know, I know. It always does. I think as well especially for yotties it's like everyone's in different time zones and

all over the world and then you're on charter and you're doing jobs and you're currently on holidays with your little one right? Yeah just about to

wrap that up and go and seek employment again get out and look those papers. Well you know I could use a nanny over here Jason so if you want to come help me

look after my terrible two-year-old I'm exhausted I just did three weeks I'm totally. I just did three weeks. I'm totally exhausted. I know it was so funny actually I just had lunch with one of my

girlfriends and she was getting her nails done and she's like I'm so sorry I'm going to be a little bit late and I was like babe don't worry I am fine I can sit in a restaurant all day I've spent my morning getting bashed up bitten and

having like hissy fits about things like you know she's she's very mad all the time at the moment because her shoes are on her feet.

I don't even how are you supposed to argue with that kind of you know logic?

We have an island girl so yeah we have that big time. Yeah. I just I's chalk and

cheese when I have her to when her mother's with when she's with her mother.

She just follows that line when she's with her mother.

Her hair looks beautifully and shiny and she eats well and then she's with me and she goes to bed at 730 she's

getting 12 hours sleep and then when she's with me her hair's all over the place

she's eating badly she's staying up late watching movies with me and I just can't

control it she's got me wrapped around her finger so much.

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