How Hot Was It?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It was so hot, someone asked to be thrown into volcano #2 to cool off! Larry talks about the brutal SoCal heat and why local authorities won't allow him to install a weather control machine here in the U.S. We hear stories about old fashioned ways to beat the heat including sleeping on the balcony and cars with "455 air conditioning." As if that weren't enough, the Murphy twins are drinking again!

On Poetry Corner, Larry reads a parody of Longfellow's famous poem "A Psalm of Life," which involves chickens. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about "That Hamilton Woman."

Quote Of The Week: "We might have gone out or held hands. I'll stop there"

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0:00.0	And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who always wants to know why it's so hot! Hi, folks, and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:37.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:42.0	And boy, oh boy, that question, you know, when is it too hot?
0:45.2	I'll be telling you when? Because it's too hot now. And it's gorgeous though.
0:51.2	You know that the Colonel and I are not on Milleronia today, we're back on the
0:55.5	mainland and I'll tell you why too. But it is gorgeous and makes me very happy to be with you.
1:04.4	And in fact that music as you know makes me very happy.
1:07.6	That's of course the Harlan Ellison Orchestra and the Vivian Lee
1:12.0	Dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the
1:15.6	musical question if you can't prove a negative how is it I know when someone has
1:20.5	not taken a bath. Well, good question, Mike, and by the way, you know because
1:29.8	we all know. I mean, who doesn't know that? You know? I know. I mean who doesn't know that you know I know everyone listening
1:34.4	knows you just know who doesn't know that when someone is not taken a bath in a
1:39.6	long time I mean how could someone not notice that I mean what are the things that we
1:45.6	have and do who doesn't know when the same person has moved his bowels and his pants
1:50.5	five minutes ago you know Who wouldn't know that? But yeah, you know what, taking a bath,
1:57.4	phew. That I'll tell you what, it reminded me, the Colonel and I were talking about this that of the first and only time I was doing a show on a cruise ship and is a beautiful ship a Swedish ship ship, and left New York.
2:14.3	For four or five days it went down to, I think,
2:16.8	the Bahamas or something.
2:19.0	Shouldn't I know where I was on it?
2:22.0	But a beautiful ship with nice people and when I got on there they were
2:28.8	very nice to me very gracious very formal gracious, very formal, and they assigned me, you know, everyone was just standing lined up in a very official
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