And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wants to go see a stripper. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it ever beautiful here on Milleronia today?

It's always gorgeous.

Yes, I know I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again.

I control the weather.

I plan the weather and I control it. that's frankly why we have great weather all the time. It sure

is today boy oh boy and oh there's so much to tell you and as always the music makes me feel good and the

colonel feels good that's the Sebastian Dinwiddie Orchestra and the Jane Frisey dancers featuring Boy Tenner Brad Simpson

asking the musical question at colleges on milleronia when a fraternity man wants to make a serious romantic commitment to a sorority girl, does he lava leer her?

Good one, Brad. Very clever. And that's who we have listening, folks, but it's the

truth. That is a good one. And yes, they do. Yes, they do that and what that also means is a lavalier in addition to being a

microphone that gets clipped onto the lapel or the shirt of the wearer. A lavolier is a necklace. It's called a

now lauvalier necklace and it's well it's given by a fraternity man who really wants to show his commitment to a sorority girl and it has a fraternity emblem on it the fraternity of the

fellow and he gives that tour and that's a college version that's I guess a

step or two before getting someone an engagement

ring but so yes they do and on milleronia yes they do that and here on Miloronia. And our version has something added to it.

He, in addition to the Lafolier necklace, he drops a Volkswagen-sized hunk of lava on her lawn.

And well, that in case she's puzzled, or in case she's unclear about his intentions, I don't, I think that clears it up.

I think it, in fact, you have to be kind of a lung head not to get that point.

And the lava, by the way, is not, well, it's still hot.

It's not lava hot, where it just, well, burns the whole block instantly but it's pretty hot so you

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