How to Cover Up Stinky Shits From Your Partner (w/ Randall Park)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and actor Randall Park (Fresh Off The Boat, WandaVision) joins Nicole Byer to talk about the best ways to hide your stinky shits from your partner, how comparing himself to his partner’s ex took an unhealthy turn, and the time he created a jazz club to impress a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Nicole hatches a plan to ride a garbage truck.
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| 0:00.0 | Love the podcast. You'll love seeing even more of it on video. |
| 0:05.0 | Watch this full episode on YouTube. Just check the description for the link. |
| 0:10.1 | Subscribe so you don't miss out. New video episodes drop every Friday. |
| 0:16.1 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:31.5 | Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? |
| 0:33.5 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:43.5 | Please tell me why. Ooh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a podcast or Me, No, Fier |
| 0:47.7 | was trying to figure out why I was so single, even though you could come on my nails |
| 0:53.0 | and tell me that they're a new version of acrylic powder. |
| 0:56.3 | My guest today! |
| 0:58.2 | Powder? |
| 1:00.4 | Yeah, wait till it gets hard. |
| 1:02.4 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian and actor, you know, from Fresh Off the Boat and One Division. |
| 1:08.7 | And he's been in films like Ant Man and The Wasp. Always Be My Baby and Aquaman. You can see him now in the new series. It's Lord a man. |
| 1:16.9 | Juan Max. And I'm so excited. He's here. It's Randall Park. |
| 1:23.0 | Oh, thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you for being here, Randall. Let's hop right into it. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.1 | Do you have a wife? |
| 1:29.8 | Yeah, I do have a wife. |
| 1:30.7 | How did you get one? |
| 1:31.7 | A wife. |
| 1:32.1 | A wife. |
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