I Got Fucked by Zuckerberg and Now I'm Trapped in the Metaverse by Jordan Grupe
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🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Noor. |
| 0:03.5 | If you're loving this podcast, |
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| 0:31.0 | Please, if you're reading this, you have to help me. |
| 0:35.0 | You have to get me out of here. |
| 0:38.0 | Go to my apartment. |
| 0:40.0 | You'll find me in my apartment. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm inside. I'm trapped in this fucking headset |
| 0:45.0 | with these haptic sensors all over my body. |
| 0:47.0 | There's no way of getting out. |
| 0:49.0 | It feels like they put superglue on the inside of my gloves |
| 0:51.0 | and the boots. |
| 0:52.0 | Maybe there's some far more high-tech mechanism at play here. |
| 0:55.0 | But either way, I'm a prisoner inside of this VR rig. |
| 1:00.0 | How did I get here? |
| 1:02.0 | There's a little starter when I woke up, |
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