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How I Lost My Job as a Cave Guide by beardify

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πŸ—“οΈ 10 October 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Silverlode Cave was the easiest option for a first time guide.

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0:00.0

It was supposed to be just another ordinary boarding summer job.

0:05.0

I needed a way to save money for the upcoming school year, so my geology professor offered

0:09.8

to put me in touch with a local caving group.

0:12.7

From June to August, the group hosted camps for children ages 12 to 14.

0:17.3

Over the course of each four days, three nights session, campers would hike along limestone

0:21.4

rivers, learn about underground ecology, receive guided tours, three different caves, and

0:27.7

even spend the night in one.

0:29.4

And along the way, of course, there would be treated to the usual cringy team building

0:33.0

activities, cold, bug-infested showers, and barely edible food familiar to summer camp

0:39.0

attendees everywhere.

0:41.4

My task on paper was a simple one.

0:44.2

I was to guide the campers through the caves in a group of about 20, keep an eye on them

0:49.2

while they stayed overnight, and we worked in pairs, which was one guide at the front

0:53.8

and another at the rear to make sure that no one got lost.

0:57.2

We carried helmets, three sources of light, walkie-talkies, first aid kits, and extra

1:01.3

rope.

1:02.3

Even though the caves that we worked with were well mapped and well trafficked, no one expected

1:06.3

anything to go wrong.

1:10.6

Almost no one.

1:13.2

Scout Master Dan, got his nickname from his khaki short shorts with too many pockets,

1:18.0

his knowledge of knots, and his obsession with being prepared.

1:21.5

And over 40 years as organizer Dan raffled, had never lost a camper, and as he was fond

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