I Went to a Sex Club and All I Got Was Trauma

Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey

Unwell

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Description: (Video podcast available on Spotify & YouTube) Little chickens, Harry is hungover, which means he’s about to tell you a crazy story, and this time he’s talking about his recent trip to a sex club in NYC, where he saw a performance involving bananas and knives. Harry then recounts his prior sex club experience back in the day, and wouldn’t you know, it ALSO involves a banana, but also a … gorilla?! Following that, Harry discusses astrology (green flag), the feeling of smooth legs (beige flag), and men in their thirties who won’t commit (red flag). Harry also takes you inside the Tom Brady roast, and gives you his review. Finally, Harry answers your questions, which include topics such as how to have a hot girl summer, plunger etiquette, body count, and more. Follow and connect with all things @BoyfriendMaterial across Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	His love life is talked about all over the internet. He was on dancing with the stars despite not being able to dance.
0:06.4	He once wrangled a kangaroo with his bare hands. I did what?
0:09.7	He is your favorite reality TV fuck boy reformed. He can make a woman fall in love at first sight
0:15.6	is Harry Jousie boyfriend material.
0:20.3	Okay this is how good.
0:25.0	This is hilarious.
0:27.0	Yeah, I know you look like a Sith Lord.
0:30.0	Oh my God. Wow. Hi guys welcome back to Boyfriend Material. I am
0:37.7	broken material today. I am so hung over. I literally just got off a flight from New York and came straight home.
0:46.0	I didn't sleep while I slept on the flight but I came straight here. I sat down.
0:50.3	I got to tell you what the fuck happened in New York. It's it was crazy. It was
0:55.4	really nuts. First off I was there with Tinder. Shout out the Tinder team. They were
1:00.3	awesome. We had so much fun. We were it for a green flag event again why was
1:04.6	I there I don't know but I think they were trying to turn me into a green flag and I
1:08.7	didn't learn a lot we had dating experts there people gone through my tender
1:11.6	bio it was really cool it was really nice but the problem with that was I you know I'm at an event
1:17.9	I'm I have to speak and talk about dating and I was like maybe I'll just have a drink
1:21.7	to make myself like chill out a little bit because a lot of like important people here
1:26.4	The problem with that is one drink turns to another one and then another one and another one and my flight was at like
1:32.4	Or a flight I had to be up at 4 a.m.
1:34.8	which is silly so I told myself I'm going home at 11 I'm going to get a good night
1:40.0	sleep and I'm going to hit the ground running so we can record this episode amazing today
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