What I Learned From My First Heartbreak…

Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey

Unwell

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

… Make sure your brother isn’t messaging them! My naughty little possums, welcome back! It’s time for another episode of ‘Boyfriend Material,’ and this week, Harry begins by reflecting on his first big heartbreak and all the emotions wrapped up in it, before disclosing that his first love might’ve … hooked up with this brother?! Don’t worry, Harry unpacks all of his confusion in typical hilarious Harry fashion, and contemplates whether this first love was the beginning of his fascination with love bombing. Then, Harry picks up his flags and gives his thoughts on honesty in relationships, writing smut (just wait for his personal story about this!), and other situations submitted by you. Harry moves onto a storytime about his naughty teenage past that involves stealing garden gnomes from unsuspecting New Zealand residents and being knocked in the face by an old man with a staff. Finally, to wrap things up, Harry answers your questions related to dating coworkers, sexy pregnant ladies, and siblings having sex with significant others. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	His love life is talked about all over the internet. He was on dancing with the stars despite not being able to dance.
0:06.4	He once wrangled a kangaroo with his bare hands. I did what?
0:09.7	He is your favorite reality TV fuck boy reformed. He can make a woman fall in love at first sight is
0:15.8	Harry Jousie boyfriend material.
0:20.1	What is going on my loves?
0:21.1	Welcome back to boyfriend material with your boy Harry Jowze.
0:25.0	If you're watching this we are three days away from perfect match season two coming out.
0:29.7	So make sure you don't judge me on there because I am a bit of a silly
0:34.0	sausage and if you're a fan of perfect match and you're just watching this for the
0:38.4	first time I'm so sorry for being a bit of a dingbat on that show but I'm sure it's going to be great and I'm sure you guys going to love it.
0:44.8	I'm sure you guys going to laugh at me being a silly sausage.
0:48.1	But today I want to talk about my first ever heartbreak.
0:50.2	I know, really sad, that sucks.
0:52.0	I still think about it every single day
0:54.8	No, I actually don't she's probably really happy and like married to someone who's successful and at lawyer or something like that but my first kind of have a first
1:04.2	heart break you know as we grow up and we're in high school I feel like that's where we
1:06.0	kind of have our first love and the first person or what we feel like it's
1:09.7	it's love and being in high school I was just a skinny little asparagus. I honestly looked like if the wind was blowing, I would probably end up in Madagascar. I was that skinny but I was just
1:23.4	lanky it was like slender man I don't know why anyone thought I was
1:26.2	attractive whatsoever so we're gonna give her a code name we're gonna call it Kelly
1:29.9	so yeah I don't think I've ever been with a Kelly anyway doesn't matter
1:38.6	This episode is brought to you by LinkedIn hiring for small business, if you're not looking for professionals
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