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Emergency Intercom

I will never start a family

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Enya will never have a kid because she has to take care of us, Drew brings up the fact that SZA (his ex) wrote an entire album about him, and Ky finally gets a camera. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyintercomclips tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Produced By TMG Studios, Enya Umanzor, and Drew Phillips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Hi, welcome back to this episode. I'm so crazy. I'm so crazy, and I'm so crazy. You should be scared of me. You hear my voice and if you close your eyes it's like I'm in your car or in your bed and you should be scared of me because I'm crazy.

0:33.0

I whenever anybody is like fall in sleep, listen to the podcast and hearing our voices

0:38.0

and then it like starts off like a dream with us in it.

0:42.0

Well, it's just a dream with us in it?

0:42.6

Well, it's just a dream to be listening to us anyways.

0:45.8

We just have dreaming energy.

0:48.4

It's a nightmare.

0:49.6

It's literally like a form of torture.

0:51.7

It's a waking nightmare.

0:52.8

I know somewhere out there there's a couple that lives together and like one of the people

0:57.0

in that couple loves listening to us and the other partner

0:59.4

fucking hates it and then can't say anything. But then just like, they like spat at each other about other things when really the main problem is the partner hates hearing us.

1:10.0

No, literally.

1:11.0

Our podcast was described to us to our face as dead air filler so like I don't even

1:19.2

listen I just put it on in the background know what's worse is the person said they could imagine it being that for other people,

1:26.4

but for him it was just too much.

1:28.5

Yeah, yeah, but on the lowest of keys, he listens all the time time and I know that for a fact like he

1:35.6

listens to every single episode who the fuck said that and also do you want me to beat them up yes

1:40.5

please yes please but I genuine I was like, honestly, that's a compliment. Like, we're still getting paid. Like, put it on in the back. I know, he was like, I don't watch all, but I subscribe. I do what I can. And and I was like literally subscribing does nothing for us like that's like the least like that's actually nothingness it's like void but he meant it with full kindness and that's how I took it because I give people grace.

2:06.5

Yeah, well I'm really mad at my dad because he doesn't listen.

2:10.2

I'm like, hello.

2:11.6

Moreified if your dad listening. I'm like hello I literally talk about like

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