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Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Drew does the Tyla dance, Enya - confirmed - has a hex on her and Ky wont shut up about going to the brat concert. Also thanks to josiah, drew has a tight ten minutes of horrible stand up https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyintercomclips tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Produced By TMG Studios, Enya Umanzor, and Drew Phillips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Hi guys.

0:17.0

Hello.

0:18.0

Why has it, it feels like we haven't recorded in like weeks.

0:22.0

I know it feels like it's been forever. Yeah. We had so much

0:25.7

distance from each other this. We were apart for maybe four days and it was hard.

0:29.7

It was really hard. No it's gotten bad like me and Drew spend almost too much time together now to the point that somebody will ask me to hang out or even talk on the phone and I'm like,

0:39.0

bro, I want to go inside and fucking be on my iPhone next to Drew like I don't want to

0:43.2

no I literally like want to rot with you so badly.

0:46.9

I want to ride with you all night.

0:51.8

Um right.

0:54.0

It's like a caricature of ourselves at this point.

0:59.0

Like getting on the podcast.

1:01.0

I know I get in the car and I have to listen to something like I'm happy I'm happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm going to make other people happy I'm so happy a lot of people were saying I looked sad in the last episode and you might find that it is because I am sad.

1:15.0

I'm not going to give a reason but something I was thinking about last night that I think would make me happy is if I had a fridge that made ice and I have never in my life lived in a home where I had fridge that made ice and I really want that.

1:27.0

But then it got me thinking a lot of you bitches take that for granted because I go to some of your houses and I fill up my water cup with water from your fridge and if I smell that water and it smells like you've never changed the filter I'm gonna slap the fuck out of you because how fucking dare you?

1:39.6

The ice is gray with like plant matter and dust in it.

1:42.8

It literally smells like fishy, fishy,

1:44.8

like it literally smells fucking funky,

1:47.8

like and then I feel like when that happens I can't say anything

1:51.2

to the person's who's fucking water stinks.

1:54.0

Why are you okay?

1:56.0

Yeah, no, I'm fine.

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