Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:28.7	yo you're live on your podcast. Hell yeah.
0:39.1	I'm... Live, baby.
0:39.5	You hear?
0:40.3	Yeah, I'm outside.
0:42.1	All right.
0:42.6	I'm coming down at two seconds.
0:45.2	All right.
0:46.4	Yeah, baby.
0:47.2	All right, peace.
0:48.3	Love you, girls.
0:49.9	Bye.
0:51.0	Love you.
0:51.5	Don't get the address.
0:52.5	Oh, yeah, I got the address, baby.
0:54.2	Oh, shit.
0:57.7	We're moving anyway.
0:58.9	I pay rent.
1:00.3	That's right.
1:01.2	My name's Krista Stefano, and I'm a renter.
1:04.2	Scumbags.
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