Is Jeff Arcuri Technically One of The Bachelors??

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy. Support Our Sponsors Green Chef Go to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! KiWiCo Get up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:45.0	What's up everybody?
0:46.0	Welcome to yet another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:50.0	We're thinking about changing the name to Christopher Chaos.
0:52.0	And when I say we're thinking about it
0:54.0	it means I just thought about it and I won't do it.
0:57.8	We're coming to you live yet again from Austin, Texas,
1:01.0	the state capital of Texas, who they do want to succeed from the
1:06.5	Union. They've made that their plans clear. And so at some, right now I don't feel
1:10.6	like I'm in enemy territory. I do feel like I am in the United States, but little by little, kind of looking around, you know, I do feel if they want to succeed, then I have my right to defend my country and you know as I said last podcast my country is
1:28.3	Tis of The and it's it's it's it's it's it's it's um it's you know I like Texas. I really do. I really do like Texas, but I just I just want you guys to just be careful
1:38.9	with the talk of Session for the United States. Just Just be careful, okay? Because you know, dude, like
1:46.4	fucking I'm one of the original founding members of this country. I actually am so American, I'm so from the 13 colonies, that I still,
1:56.2	I'm loyal to the British and I send taxes to the Queen who's dead. I send taxes to her grave site every year because I'm like I paying and I
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