Who Is Tampa Tony Voting For Today?! | Election Special | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	129 at McDonald's gets you a mini-Orio McFlurry.
0:04.6	129 on a big night out gets you...
0:07.0	Sorry, no trainers.
0:10.0	McDonald's save a menu.
0:12.1	Actually get your money's worth.
0:15.0	From 11 a.m.
0:16.0	Price and participation may vary.
0:17.7	Price varies on delivery.
0:19.0	Subjects availability.
0:35.6	Hello, everyone.
0:38.5	Welcome to Chrissy Chaos.
0:41.3	Back here from the Chaos compound.
0:44.7	We haven't been here in about a month.
0:51.2	We did LA episodes, Austin episodes, but now we are back in Casa de Chaos.
0:52.4	We got here.
0:58.4	We got John the Father Grady is off camera right now. Vito Baby Teeth-Kalise is off taking a phone call. I love that I pay this guy to take phone calls for his other job.
1:04.4	That's what he's doing. And he wonders why he keeps getting gout. It's because I'm spiking all
1:09.8	his meals with extra salt just to mess his joints up.
1:12.8	So at least he'll sit down here when he needs to, when the podcast starts,
1:16.5	at least he'll be sitting here.
1:17.4	That's the only way I could do it is if I literally just make Vito's joint swell.
1:22.3	And then he can't walk around.
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