Is This Our Last Armageddon Update??

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Christopher Titus

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🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armaged an update.
0:05.0	Well, the Ukraine war is over.
0:07.0	Prices have dropped to their lowest level in history.
0:09.0	Everybody has a job, a cookie, and Middle East peace has been achieved.
0:13.0	Sorry people, things are so bad.
0:15.0	I just kind of wanted to leave something positive for thousands of years from now
0:19.0	when they start kind of repairing the smoking
0:21.2	cinder that we turned our planet into and they won't blame me. This last week was a ball of evil
0:27.2	wrapped in a shit show on top of a cluster fuck. This is a partialist of idiocy, hatred, and darkness
0:33.3	that President Felon rapist crapped out his stupid hole. He invoked the Alien Enemies Act to begin deporting non-citizens without letting them have a lawyer or see a judge,
0:44.4	which, you know, is against everything.
0:46.9	The 1798 law was only used three other times, the War of 1812, World War I and World War II.
0:52.5	The last time it was used was to put Japanese Americans into internment camps, you know,
0:59.2	when we were great again.
1:01.2	What other scumbaggery oozed out of this obese orange idiot?
1:04.6	Again, this is a partial list for this week.
1:08.2	Deported a 10-year-old kid's citizen with brain cancer and his family.
1:11.9	Yeah, we great again?
1:13.1	Again?
1:13.9	Claim that Joe Biden's pardons, you know,
1:16.7	pardons the get-out-of-jail free card for every criminal friend of Trump.
1:21.1	However, he claimed Biden's pardons were null and void
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