I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Honestly, I want you to know I'm still mad about the incompetence of Hillary Clinton, Hunter, and Joe Biden.

You remember Hunter, who was never in government, yet somehow his laptop was going to bring down democracy,

and it didn't even bring down actual hookers he was doing in his hot tub. But still,

this behavior is outrageous. And after 35 investigations, Hillary was cleared for her emails.

She testified for 11 hours about Benghanzi and she was cleared, but something is afoot. You know,

maybe I should calm down. Now we should compare and contrast those two to the current clown show of

Dingleberry's incompetent alcoholics and Putin butt massagers raging through Sweet Potato

Hitler's administration. You know, it seems that Secretary of Defense Pete Hague said, or as the

internet has been calling him, whiskey leaks. I did not come up with that, but whoever did,

you are an American goddamn hero. I call him

whiskey tequila fuck up. Same guy who paid off a woman who claimed he sexually assaulted her.

Well, he decided to share our nation's war plans and play-by-play bombing of another country over

Signal, an app that you and I can just go download. And so can the Russians.

Yeah, you just go to the app store and you think different.

But that's not all of the problem.

In fact, the Biden administration used Signal 2 to be notified when top secret meetings

were happening or if they had classified messages in their inbox, they didn't use the

app to have top secret meetings on it, which is the difference between calling a fire truck or calling an

arsonist. Hey, bro, we're bombing Iran. I'm going live on instant. Meet me there. This is in a group chat

that included upwards of 11 people, the head of the

CIA, John Ratcliffe, the Secretary of Defense and Hairgel enthusiast, I didn't rape her, but I paid her,

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